I need new gym gear.
Nike?
I’m sure I saw a thing about how they don’t pay people well.
Not Nike.
Gotta buy ethical.
Yeah, I want to buy some ethical gym gear.
What is ethical gym gear?
Google: ethical gym gear.
Ok, it’s definitely more expensive.
Maybe they pay their workers more,
Or the profits they make are just bigger.
I need to find out how much they pay their workers.
I’ve become a fucking Channel 4 Dispatches researcher.
What about the material? Recycled?
Recycled seems pretty ethical.
Well, it probably depends on what you’re recycling.
Turning the toys of orphans into black bicycle shorts is recycling but is that ethical?
What code of ethics are these guys using actually?
Fuck me look at those prices.
Do you have to be rich to be ethical?
I’m better off just not buying anything.
My eyes are bloodshot. I’m going to sleep.
Maybe I don’t need new gym gear.
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